Cartoon Hook Ups: The Series – Episode 3 (MYSTERY)


[Backwards Talking] Previously on Cartoon Hookups. Can’t you see I’m busy? Fine. Actually, me and, uh… Spider-Boy, right? Close enough. …were just about to head to my bedroom. We were? We know you two slept together. We did not! But I saw you leave the bar together… …and Mary Jane led me to believe… I thought we loved each other, and you don’t even trust me? Spidey, you left your undies in my room. I think I’m going to be sick! Elsa! Oh, Batman, I’m so glad to see you! Hey, we’re busy! It’s 12:58. The smell of “Wild Hook- Ups” and cartoon shame is already thick in the air. I don’t want to go inside, but duty calls. The gravely voice on the phone said his
little buddy had gone missing. It hadn’t been long, but he knew something wasn’t right. I’ll get to the bottom of this. Detective, I’m so glad you came. Oh, Batman. Oh, you’ve heard of me. Yeah, I’m kind of a big deal. Just a little shocked. Aren’t YOU a detective. Uh, I’m kinda off-duty right now. Anyways, I’m too close to the case. But, I’m like really good at figuring things out. Sure, you are. So it’s your buddy that went missing? Yeah, Robin. He’s the goofy looking guy. Everyone around here knows him. Does anyone have a reason to want to hurt him? Besides barging into rooms without permission… not really. Alright, I’ll take a look around. How’s it goin? It’s good. Has the motel been busy tonight? We’re booked solid. Everyone knows that you’ll be around asking questions. Okay, great. Hey there, you know anything about Robin? Just what everyone else does. He’s a little perv. You looking for any company tonight? Are you serious? Get out of here. Hey, it’s worth a shot. [Knocking] Can I help you? You got a goofy little guy in there by the name of Robin? I have a goofy little guy by the name of Luffy in here. And the only Robin I know is a girl. I’m actually a fan of the show. I always thought it was Loo-fy. [Sigh] Is there anything else? What is it you two are doing in there? Just waiting. I had no idea cliffhangers took so long! It was Nami, right? I like your…assets. Well, THAT’S not very professional! Oh, man. Hey man, can I ask you a favor? I really gotta go to the bathroom. Could you do me a solid and watch the desk? I’ll be REALLY fast. I’m a little busy at the moment. Dude. I’m about to explode! Can you help a guy out? Alright, fine. Make it quick! Do you know who I am? No. Wow. They’ve already put you to work, huh? Or is this what you call “investigating”. Eh, little of column A… So, you were pretty close with Robin. Is there anyone who I should consider a suspect? He has a habit of messing up hookups. You should consider everyone a suspect. I’ve heard so much about what goes on around here. Seems pretty quiet to me. Yeah, well, things have been going downhill lately. And with all the drama… Drama? Ugh. Yeah. Mary Jane put together a plan to ruin Spider Man’s relationship with Elsa by getting
her to sleep with Archer. She didn’t, but then Spider Man slept
with me to get back at her… Yikes. So that’s over with, huh? Yep. But, you and Spidey? No, he’s still hung up on her. And he’s mad that I showed everyone his Hello Kitty undies. Any other questions? You have any plans tonight? Don’t flatter yourself, detective. You’re not my type. You can’t blame a guy for asking. Thank you for your time. Wow. That was epic. Thanks for watching the desk. Thanks so much for the help. Next time I need a break, I’ll just let you know. Yeah, please don’t. Can you cover my shift this Thursday? Ugh. It’s just a joke. Wow, looks like they got over it. [Knocking] We’re waiting for chicks. I have a feeling you’re going to be waiting a while. [Knocking] We’re waiting for chicks. Still no chicks? Shocked. [Knocking] We’re waiting for chicks. Just had to see. The suspense was killing me. [Knocking] We’re waiting for chicks. This is a nailbiter. [Knocking] They think I’m a chick! Help! Mary Jane. Detective. I wondered when I’d get a chance to meet you. You were talking to Batman. You two a thing? Not anymore. He was just returning my spare key. I guess he left some of his toys in my room. Kinky. No, like actual toys. Oh. You wouldn’t happen to have any information on the whereabouts of our missing Robin, would you? I wish I could help you, but I’m afraid I haven’t a clue where the little turd went. You’ll have to excuse me if I’m a little awkward. I didn’t realize you were so beautiful. Why thank you, detective. Come to think of it… You haven’t really experienced the No Tell Motel without your own hookup. Take my spare key and meet me in room 110. I’ll pay my tab and meet you there shortly. Wow. That was unexpected. [Keys in lock] Well, that’s strange. Key doesn’t even work. I’m almost positive she said room 110. This key says 108. II better check this out. Bingo! What do we have here? Well, look at that. I thought you’d already be here? Funny thing, that key you gave me was for another room. That’s strange. Batman, must have given me the wrong key. No worries, I’ve got another. Detective, I swear… I didn’t do this. I’m being framed! It’s your lucky day. I agree. You are being framed. And I think I know by who… Robin! There you are, buddy! I was, uh… …uh… I was worried! Shut up, dude. Wha? We know it was you that put him in my room. You tried to frame me! Why would you do that!? Maybe if Mary Jane wasn’t so mean to me… You kidnapped me! You weren’t even in any danger, Robin! Quit whining. It wasn’t even my idea! No, it wasn’t was it? In fact, it was two wronged lovers who wanted revenge that hatched the plan. WE can scheme too, ya know. How did you figure it out? I heard you two weren’t getting
along after Mary Jane’s little
stunt, but was admittedly confused when you two seemed buddy-buddy. Mary Jane invited me to her room… Of COURSE she did. But the spare key that she got back from Batman was for the wrong room. It was for 108, which had a personal piece of Spider Man’s wardrobe just laying around. You and your stupid undies. Oh. And you gave her OUR key??? They all look the same. How was I supposed to know? I can’t believe you all! You’re all guilty! Arrest them, detective. I think that’s unnecessary. We’ve all learned some valuable lessons here. Spidey and Ice are fine, Batman is on his own, the kid’s safe, and Mary Jane can’t catch a break after what she did. Be nice to each other, cause if I have to come back, it’ll be a whole other story. Are you kidding me? I was KIDNAPPED! And YOU! Quit barging in on people’s hook-ups! You’ve got quite the reputation around here! Fine. I’ll stop. I’ll never stop. [Music] Thank you so much for watching. Please hit the like button and subscribe to the channel. And make sure to head over to the Cartoon Breakups Channel so you’re notified when I start releasing episodes of that series. I know the world’s going through a really strange time together right now But I hope that you have everything that you need and that you’re safe and you’re healthy. Alright folks We will see you next time. Peace out homies

40 comments

  • supershane ultra

    Yes

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  • Soviet Dog

    First for cancer

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  • Depression Devil

    Is that Mario Jones?

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  • Ricardo Vincenty

    Love this so much man

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  • Philip Sgrignoli

    nice vid. I sent you some ideas on discord if your interested. Willing to help in any way I can.

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  • Killer 007

    "cliffhangers took so long"
    True but when it's finished, it's worth the wait

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  • Megan Emily

    Awesome 🖤

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  • Bernardo Kampff

    Wasn't Batman's Robin a different one? The one who almost had sex with Kitty?

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  • Inkling 14

    I've been waiting for so long to see the next episode

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  • The Hentai King

    I will never stop

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  • Travis Touchdown

    I have thought you would call Dr Strange to reverse time and bring motel back or something 😉

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  • Edgar Allan poe

    Add masterchief please

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  • Heartbeat City

    Amazing return to form

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  • Harris Miller

    Ain't gonna lie, raven is a total hotty! Mary Jane? Damn! 👍

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  • Jayden Howard

    We're waiting for chicks.

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  • Gerardo Padilla

    What if these series be on Adult swim?

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  • Hivedragon

    Woohoo Elsa and Spidey made up.

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  • Khaos

    Very cool

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  • redneck juggalo

    How could batman kiddnap robin if batman is robins legal guardian

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  • Deyvid Anjos Moreira

    Cool,next time please continue Mario Noir series

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  • M .W. K

    I'd like to see more of Deadpool with Harley Quinn. And maybe Raven with Kyd Wykkyd.
    Plus, more girl-on-girl action, like Mary Jane Watson & Gwen Stacy, or Catwoman & Black Cat.

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  • Tristan Farrand

    Hey winky dink please put Rick and Morty

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  • The Commenter Dragon

    Totally phenomenal Winky Dink.

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  • Diego S

    AWESOME!!! I missed This show, and this was a different entertaining one!!

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  • Evan G&T

    Yes don't stop Robin 🤧😂

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  • Justin Nightwing

    I can't wait to see what will happen in cartoon breakups

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  • Keira Wilkinson

    Eww

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  • All An 1.

    U could literally make a show called hook-ups on adult swim and it would be popular.

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  • ThomasFanIslandofSodor NWR

    👍🔕😱😅😂aasaaaaahaaah

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  • Pat Rick

    Was hoping Archer was going to be in this one, oh well glad to see episode 3 finally!

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  • Deyvid Anjos Moreira

    Cartoon Hook Ups ideas – Robin x Raven(Teen Titans Go versions),Lincoln x Ronnie Anne,Spider man x Miss Marvel(Marvel's Spider-Man 2017 versions),Dipper Pines x Pacifica Northwest,Jake Long x Juniper Lee,Kim Possible x Ron

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  • LegitMan335

    To quick a mystery, but it was decent.

    And also nobody likes Robin he’s a prick

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  • Spartan Royal 101

    Can't Spider-Man have two girls

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  • sol hdz

    I very like it it was Masterpiece

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  • Adi Ferdiansyah

    good vid

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  • Gavin Universe

    Can you do black fire kiss kitten from teen titan

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  • Gavin Universe

    Like hook up

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  • Light Yagami

    Why do I keep coming back here even tho there's ton of echhi around? Because it's quality content, keep it up!

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  • Steven Fox

    anybody from yugioh or digimon

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  • The LLHOTF

    Spider Man & Elsa? That's oddly interesting. How the hell this pairing was made?

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