Don’t Chat With Strangers


Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Don’t Chat With Strangers. Now, this is a simulator of what happens when you answer a call in the middle of the night? Someone you don’t know.
(high pitched noise) Oh. We’re driving. Where are we driving to? I didn’t know we’d be driving. Oh! Mech Vs. Fruits? (game music) Oh! Lovely. Ooh. Ah, yay! AHH. I’ve been goofed. All right, enough of that. Buttons. Single player. I guess technically this is reminiscent of every video game. How many times can you press this button for a score? I dunno, but I could press it a lot apparently. *Mark making weird noises* 164! Wow, not even a congratulations? Not even a high score; nothing. Okay, all right then. Chat. Hello.
Woman: HI BOI. YOU THERE? Nah. OOOKAY… Alrighty then ooOOOOH! What?! (phone ringing) What the HELL happened?! (phone still ringing) I just got in the game! You told me not to chat with strangers and now I’m dead! OH GOD. Is that a… penis? What’s that supposed to be? Okay, so there’s multiple endings of the game I’ve heard. Let’s try a normal chat then, shall we? Hi. Hi cutie. Hi cutie. Hey, how’s it going? Hey, how ya doing? Woman: WHAT’S UP? It’s fine.
Not your business. Not your business? What-you — What you think? Woman: THAT’S NOT VERY NICE. :/ And? Um, excuse me?! Pardon moi– this isn’t real. Woman: GAS IS LEAKING. What? Run for your life–
Woman: ARE YOU OK? How can you know it? Woman: GIRLS KNOW THINGS. Well, guys know things too! Uh. Woman: I AM SO FULL. Same-sies! HI. Uh, guh– I– I can’t move my mouse! I can’t move my moUUUSe! AHH! DANGER– oh. Okay.
Woman: YOU WEREN’T ASLEEP? Actually, I was. HUH! Uh, um– ex- excuse you! Pardon moi! Ah, bed boner. (mumbles) What? (SCREAMS) Oh god. Oh GOD. That’s not what I expected out of the bed boner. This is a weird game. It’s a weird game this’s a weird game. Hey, oh Hello. Yes. Hello. What’s your name? I’ll be nice this time. Woman: HI BOI. Hi. Woman: NICE TO *MEAT* YOU. Do I know you? Nice to– oh no. Nice to MEAT you. Woman: WE MET ONCE BEFORE. 🙂 OH I remember! Oh yeah, back at Craig’s place. Woman: REALLY? Woman: WHEN DID WE MEET THEN?
Party at Chad’s! You remember Chad? Yeah, Greg Chad; that’s his name. Woman: I DON’T KNOW ANY CHAD’S. Everybody knows a Chad, who are you talking about? Woman: WHY WOULD YOU LIE TO ME? I don’t lie. I’d never lie. Why would I lie? I’d never lie. Not to you. Woman: I DON’T LIKE LIARS. oHH. God dammit! Again with this?! (YELLING) OHUHUWAHY WHYYY? (splodey noise and Markimoo signature scream) WHY DID THAT ‘SPLODE? wHY DID THAT ‘SPLODE? Why did that ‘splode? All right, let’s check out whatever horrible things I have in my own home. Good, okay. That’s upside down now. Oh. I’m outside. I didn’t know that was– AUGH. I’M sorry… (laughing softly) Excuse you. (laughing a little louder) Excuse YOU. Let’s try actually having a normal conversation. How about that? Hi. How are you? Are you good?
Woman: NICE TO *MEAT* YOU. It’s ‘meet’. Woman: MRIMVERYSMART? You must be fun at parties. Sorry, I’m sleepy. fuck me. Woman: SO AM I. WANNA PLAY ‘BUTTONS’? What ins versus Lucy let’s button down you you ready lose it a game of buttons Hey, oh you’re oh, you’re no good at buttons. Oh loosen up my button, baby Oh yeah, you think you could beat me at buttons up and button mashing till I was 12 baby Oh, you ain’t never seen buttons this button before oh. God my pots or so, but what’s are so loose. Oh? Yeah, that’s a good button. It’s good button mashing Pretty good pretty good nice. Try hard. Oh now this button, it’s so tight ah Not loose at all this button is hard oh I bet dude that was pretty fun. Yeah it was for me too. We should try it sounds great You want to loosen up my buttons again? mm um um um um I wonder How does your voice sound oh sexy listen to this yeah? Yeah? Why not? I’ll call ya, hey I’ll call you baby. My number is I can’t remember this one Oh, yeah, oh, well that ain’t good What what what? Why what this happened, and you want to run that by me in with them, okay? What happened? What happened? I don’t know what happened. I don’t know what happened. I don’t know how many endings there are to this game, okay? I’m trying down the call route again. This is just Gonna restart it oh No, that is oh Everything went better than expected All right error log. Hello nice to meet you same Oh, my number is seven one three one four three one five six here. We got well that me ignore that Fix got it. Oh Well, that’s bizarre Don’t know why they didn’t work that should have whoo except one three one four three one Five six knows it right Do you have any I don’t like that? I have lots of hobbies I Really do smooch okay smoochies Playing bindi games like that that’s pretty cool good. Hobby. What’s your favourite River raid? Oh? Wow, River raid you don’t like that one is that not your favorite game catan ready for that number, baby? I’m here. I’m an Eager beaver. Oh Welcome back ago. I don’t like that. Oh What did I do to deserve that could you call me not really? Not gonna beg you, okay, here comes my dad. Oh Never mind. What I do Something going on here. That’s not right This is the sound of my voice are you listening? It’s real good At playing video games. I love it. Love it is Great. Well my thing Love my favorite Mac versus fruits It’s a good one viewer of it none of you have well. It’s pretty difficult Have you ever beaten it? No? I haven’t wouldn’t lie be can I watch you play anyway sure as soon as Bum bitty bitty pretty big yeah, but other boob okay. I’m down Start the game you’ve got it, baby Started it don’t know Well, I got level one. Oh yeah. Hell. Yeah, wait, okay? Hell yeah, I’m gonna beat it for you. How do I give these guys hey? Oh God damn it? Hope I didn’t disappoint a lady damn it ah Come on. Oh God damn it this death. I was just about to try to click on that thing or something. Oh wow Okay, so anyway It gets more frustrating because I know there’s something else deeper in here, but it takes so many layers to get to that It’s just a it’s just a hassle to get to so if there is Another secret deep down in here. I don’t know what that is, but you guys can find out for yourself I’ll put a link to the game in the description below. It’s interesting it is interesting. I do like it. There’s woo Something to that, but there’s there’s something to this that’s really appealing but just a little bit I wish it was a bit more transparent, but either way. Thank you everybody so much for watching! And let me know what you thought in the comments below. As always, I will see you… in the next video.. buh bye!

100 comments

  • coffe lizard

    1:28 when i see myself in the mirror

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  • Ding A Ling

    "YOU TOLD ME NOT TO CHAT WITH STRANGERS AND NOW IM DEAD!!!"

    What our parents always say.

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  • Lettuce Queen

    4:33 I laughed, why the hell did I laugh? Lol.

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  • Jacksonsaysmeow misc

    i've tried to watch this at least 5 times and i haven't made it to the end

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  • Caramella Coconut Gacha

    Mark: Is that…a pen~
    YouTube: D E M O N I T I Z E D

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  • Dishonored Dude

    Don't chat with strangers huh? Ok let's talk then

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  • Rebecca Toney

    2:55
    Mark looks so uncomfortable

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  • Christy Wolf

    Mark : GUYS KNOW THANGS TO Me : ssssuuuurrreeee tttthhhhaaaayyyy dddddooooooo -~-

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  • SHAY ZKING2008

    'Wut'

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  • SweetTeaX

    🅱️🅾️🅾️🅿️

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  • ThePokémon_Professor Doop

    You told her that you were gone the first time before you died. She was angry that you left

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  • ThePokémon_Professor Doop

    I think that the goal is to bury her ded body

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  • ThePokémon_Professor Doop

    Also also your car recked you

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  • крепер 7

    👍👍👍👍👍

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  • Cassie K

    6:17 iwas scared of that sound more than i was scared of the game

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  • EndlessComplexity

    I couldn't stop laughing at the bed boner lmao

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  • Nazia Hassan

    You're so whiney

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  • Cody Evans

    Jesus what is this game?

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  • Alfie Heap

    anyone else see an a$$ on the screen when he is in the car

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  • D Pinoy

    The non kid friendly version of Rick Springfield's Don't talk to strangers

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  • Michael Bloxhim

    😂😂😂😂😂

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  • Shiro

    10:30 her face is is half flesh half skull

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  • Oldshoes

    The girl on the computer looks like the character (Mulan)

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  • Weird Geek

    3:00 anyone else having The Visitor flashbacks

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  • Koala Animations

    God damit it is always the bed boners 3:00

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  • Dumb Noob

    This game is just like if flowie from undertake was turned into a game it remembers every turn you makes

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  • Mr. Green

    I know a chad

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  • Ared twotwofive

    this video was published exactly two years ago as of today.

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  • Butterscotch the Wolfu

    Remember Don't talk to strangers while Sara is missing or They could send you a File.EXE while Emily is away.Oh hang on,I think Vee is calling..Nevermind,it's just Monika.

    (Will add later)

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  • palette

    XD OMG XDDD XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 1:27
    is that a…..penis XDDDDDDD

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  • maverinarla

    run for ur life

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  • Mega Memes

    6:16 : When a child doesnt gets his chocolate.

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  • Sawyerxx

    I saw the secret face ooh that’s creepy

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  • MuhO- -yun

    this game is bad

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  • How To Studios

    don't chat with strangers while emily is away because vee is calling and sara is missing simularca

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  • GlitchedGlory owo

    Several people are typing

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  • Mike Medd

    There should be a secret ending where you defeat her

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  • White Owl

    Ghosts? Nah my bed sheet just had a boner.

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  • Alayne Sìdhe

    If you never chat with strangers, you'll never make new friends.

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  • GeekyShamrock

    Playing 6:16 at 0.25 speed is an experience.

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  • Trash Panqa

    CRAAAIIIIIIGGGGGG

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  • Lehla of Zelda

    stares at car freshener

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  • Sven !

    Say Hello to the Bed Boner.

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  • CraZcatladee Studios

    This is… Interesting

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  • The One And Only Kaylee

    oopsie i talk with strangers

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  • XDmincer TheRainbowFox

    * dark evil thing emerges from the computer *
    mark: * traumatised * is that a penis…?

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  • Papi Bread

    It’s big brain time to be honest did you know what the commotion cold was in there Delilah and I wanna hear your dreams.

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  • glitcherboycolor246

    0:16 WHOS THIS BILL CIPHER WORSHIPER

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  • LION STEVEN UNIVERSE

    does anybody else see the bill cipher / illumanti in the left screen side of the fruit game

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  • Giga

    Illogical as fuck game

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  • Zachary Sullivan

    hi

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  • Garvey Peterson

    Markpeelier

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  • Fine Banana

    Illuminati confirmed…

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  • Allie the shy wolf

    BED BONNER

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  • Guard site 19

    the video went down for a second?

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  • Gamer Owen

    10:10

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  • WI-FI NEŞESİ

    how do u sound ( ı aint 'merican)
    ohh sexy listen to this roarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  • nesren hejab

    4:28 Mark: im out bitches
    Car: STOP IN THE NAME OF LAW

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  • ThatAverageWeirdo _

    G i r l s K n o w T h i n g s

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  • Plantii

    top 10 reasons not to go on omegle at night

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  • wilyem

    don't trust bed boners

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  • Lattie 08

    1:28 LOL

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  • Ɇ n D M y P a i N . . .

    you dont need to leave him in chat. or you will die. thats a tip markiplier! give me a love!

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  • charmander fan1

    1:27 "is that a penis?"- markiplier 2017

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  • Joseph Cardona

    One minute in the game and he’s already dead

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  • The Ender Dragon Games

    6:54 is that a please dont touch anything reference I see?

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  • 10,000 subscribers with no videos challenge

    Who else saw the illuminati triangle in the car?
    0:15

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  • Mabolo twins DANCERS

    hahahahahahahaha

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  • Arlen Canales

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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  • VidBoom

    I've been discussing this game on chat…. With strangers…

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  • playerA

    2:53 That looked so funny to me and I don't know why.

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  • Mikki-Draws :3

    Omegle experience GONE WRONG! Not clickbait!

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  • Füher Dabadibadooba

    Casually finds a jumpscare comment

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  • Kadecide

    King Crimson

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  • NickNightKnight

    Marks first instinct when he starts a computer is to play a game

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  • Copy Cat

    6:38 well someone ran over an Umbreon

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  • BlueNinjaKick Premium addition

    If you pause at just the right time you get a half deformed face smiling crepyly at you.

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  • Casual Walrus みlk

    The story (i think): You ran over Lucy and she comes back to haunt you through the computer. She is the ghost the kills you.

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  • Quixotic

    The woman kinda looks like his mom

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  • Larkiaquail

    I came to this video from Omegle… cough

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  • dragoncatoverload

    Okay but after the first death Mark should have done his outro XD. World’s shortest let’s play.

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  • Animeshiz :p

    Me: watches video*

    Me: has a serious talk with all my online friends*

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  • Magic Ghost

    stupid ass game

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  • Max TDX

    STUPID YU-GI-OH ADS STOPING ME FROM A MARKIPLIER VID!
    thanos: it's a small to pay for salvation

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  • Roblox Gamer

    xD I THOUGHT THE THUMBNAIL WAS A BOY BEING HUMPED BY A GIRL IN A WEDDING DRESS I WAS REALLY SCARED

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  • ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ sandwich

    when im whaching this, im chatting with a stranger, lmao….. eh… i mean… not lmao… :/

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  • Stoopidstuff YT

    1:26

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  • Nathan Butler

    "You there?"

    "Nah"

    Literally me irl

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  • D3D1CAT3D TH30R1ST

    Creepy as shit but Marks reaction helps

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  • jairo osorio

    Mark, terrified out of his existancial coneivence of the grasp of incomprehension: Is ThAt A pEnIs?

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  • PortedSeeker939 -_-'

    Ok

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  • MrShapestone

    Neecrophilia: The Game.

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  • Edward Northup

    1:27 mark: is that a penis? Me:😂

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  • Edward Northup

    2:54😂😂😂

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  • DJFNAF Freak

    4:05 Well that blew my mind😂

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  • Fursuit rave

    Is YouTube telling me via recommendations to stop chatting with people on Omegle???

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  • Cloud Nebula

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  • DankPenguin 420

    Aah, the bed boner

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  • トビツTobi

    Selling bed boners:
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