GTA Vice City Stories – Walkthrough – Mission #3 – Conduct Unbecoming


Hooo! Hey, Victor Vance! Wow… did anyone ever tell you you’ve got a really dumb name? No, no one’s ever mentioned that before. Oh my, look at that… hey, is that legal? Can animals give consent? I don’t know. Listen, Jerry. Can you stash that weed somewhere else? Weed? What weed? Ha ha ha! I’m s**tting with you, come on! Having fun, rock and roll! Oh, would you fu**ing relax, my friend? Look, I’m not some idiot that you can just… I never called you an idiot. Oh, shhh, shhh – look at that – oooh, now she got a pig and a horse. Hooowee! Heh heh. That’s Candy Suxx! He he he! That’s some guy’s daughter man! Listen, Jerry– No, YOU listen, huh? Oh, dude – would you look at that – man – I gotta get laid. Oh jeez… Hey, if you weren’t such a square I’d do you, huh? Ha ha ha! I’m joking! Come on. This is the army – not the navy, huh? Heh heh heh! Listen, man, I need a broad, huh? Oh – I need Mary… Mary, yeah, oh, Mary, Mary quite contrary… Ha ha ha!
Oh come on man, I need a favor. I need you to collect your pot, dude. Sure. I’ll go get that from your quarters, you go get Mary for me, okay? She’s over at Viceport. Oh, and go see Phil again. He said something about a gift for you. I don’t trust you, Martinez. Hey, that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer. Ha ha ha! Now get on with it. The reefer is under my bed. Oh, genius! Great hiding place… what are you? 15? Hurry up… oh, hey, tell Mary I love her! Fu**ing idiot. Hey Vic. How you doing? Martinez wanted me to give you this. Martinez wanted me to give you this… Don’t worry, it’s non-traceable. “Don’t worry”?! Man, I’m getting too deep into this s**t! Do you know Mary? If you want Mary, she’s at a party up on Starfish. I’m heading over there myself; you can give me a lift. I’m Mona, by the way. If there’s anything I can do for you, or to you, just let me know. Thanks for the ride rugged fella. Maybe I can pay you back in kind later? I just need to find Mary. Sure. She’s right over there. Are you Mary? C’mon. Let’s go. Hey, we’ve paid for her! She’s not going anywhere! Is that a fact? Damn right! C’mon! Let’s get this lowlife nobody, and teach this bitch a lesson too! Don’t be an idiot! Back off! Take it easy, muscles, I’ve got a delicate disposition. Did Martinez send you? That cockroach still owes me from last time. Corporal Vance! Would you care to explain why there’s marijuana hidden under your bed?! …And who the Sam Hill is this? Hey buddy. Listen, I charge more for groups. You brought a WHORE onto the base?! Have you no shame boy!? Are you a moron? IS THAT IT?! DRUGS! WHORES! You’re outta’ here soldier! You’re a disgrace!!

59 comments

  • Simple Seizures Gaming

    I was so fucking pissed when Vic got kicked out of the army because of Jerry. Jerry will forever be my least favorite character.

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  • Tommy Vercetti

    R.I.P Vic Vance

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  • matt carnes

    so this is what GTA looked like before GTA 4 damn it looks so different

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  • Talkbox: Mike Accardo

    He's the Mexican version of nico's retarded cousin in GTA 4.

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  • 梁川自由Владимир

    i kill 2 violent men with pistol & take Mary to Fort Baxter for clean driving.😊😊😊😎😎😎

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  • Wu Liwei

    Vic was reinstated after the final mission

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  • Theamz

    Jerry: look at that…. hey is that legal can animals give consent.

    Vic: I don't know

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  • Average

    "C'mon! Let's get this lowlife nobody, and teach this bitch a lesson too!"
    says while looking at Vic lol

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  • one of those shirts with a shit Mickey mouse

    Vice city is my city

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  • Г ThatOnePrankster1989

    It pissed me off that they kicked him out of the army

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  • Jawlie92

    All you had to do was move the damn drug,Jerry!

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  • Cameron Karr

    I love that when you read the description and when you go to the partner rating NO MATURE CONTENT

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  • bean bag

    I have a question.
    Why can't we go to the second city?

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  • Hasanabusalam Al issa

    3:20
    Martinez wanted me to give you this

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  • GrowlerCat

    0:51 lmao.

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  • amirhmem. 180

    I hate that Martinez betrayed him but I mean come on Vic have some fun for fucks sake. I mean your making money just by doing jobs for Jerry. Chill the fuck out

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  • Jacobi Walker

    @6:07 beyond has me in tears. I don't know why!

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  • Grid

    4:53
    The guy kinda sounds like Samuel L. Jackson. Is that Officer Tenpenny??

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  • Adrian Pantazi

    gta vice city mai real life

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  • Joks iZantos

    A gun in a fist fight, a manly thing to do, fuck pride.

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  • Christopher Comilang

    Eto ang naka ang komento ko sa nakakalungkot na pangyayari sa buhay ng limang biktor Eto yung Bukod sa naalis siya sa pagiging sundalo hindi rin hindi na rin siya Welcome sa kampo nila at binabaril na rin siya Pero bigla na lang Galit na siya tapos wala na rin kami ng Bible study Nakakalungkot naman dito natatapos ang maiksing komento ko sa malungkot na video na to war war war Ang lungkot talaga or Ang lungkot ko talaga ngayon or lungkot ko nga Oo nga Oo nga Oo nga

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  • Alexandr Peterberg

    I knew Sgt. Jerry Martinez is not trustworthy. Should have talked to a higher ranking soldier before doing what he told. Oh well. At least there is Phil.

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  • mizz spooky Lette love

    Love this game

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  • WhizzLegend

    "I charge more for groups" lol

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  • helmetlang

    EVEN A TRAITOR WAS ONCE A GREAT SARGEANT FRIEND
    SGT. JERRY MARTINEZ

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  • SUPLEX CITY BITCH

    MARTINEZ IS A FUCKING MORON.WHAT AN ASSHOLE

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  • K-BYTE

    Okay wtf the voice actor of moana is also one of the voice actors of strippers in gta 5! How? Listen to the voice after they do their thing in gta 5 LMAO.

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  • Игорь Зиннатуллин

    Коротко о нашей Российской Армии…

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  • Masha_Sasha_dnepr

    Lkasemafen dem babaklardës kamerasembahevasendar haserãklamendasevaken jdasembēr dem lkasëndas jkadesamerdaghasenlied lüsembarengaem dem rasen't

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  • fatima zahra el alaoui ismaili

    omg i love this game

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  • Jeremiah Broyles

    Should,have kept Tommy in this one frl

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  • Thegaming Terminator544

    I feel so sorry for Vic that he got fired and kicked out of the army thanks to that idiot called Jerry!

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  • עידן פריילכמן

    TAKE IT EAZYYYYYYYY MUSCLESS

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  • Adem Erciyes

    6:11 😐😐

    4:53 Hey, we've paid for her ! She's not going anywhere

    4:56 " is that a fact ?

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  • Nanami Kobayashi

    Never trust Jerry Martinez.

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  • Otel Moskva

    0:32 Vic’s stare always makes me crack up. It makes the scene even more funnier!

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  • yaba doggo

    Anyone else notice that Martinez betrays someone when they say that they don't trust him?

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  • Geralt of Vengerberg

    you brought a WHORE onto the base???!!

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  • Dank Dank

    1:16

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  • Akachan No Tatsumaki

    Why was he looking at animal porn out loud!?! That fucked me up as a kid.

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  • Aaman Ansari

    Cool

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  • i amFRA

    the mororcycle sound brings mad memories.. 😓

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  • SAINT WOLF

    How did Jerry get in the army the way he is?

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  • 8iyht

    0:25 having fun, rock and rolll

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  • Phinferb Bella

    Shame on you, Sgt. Martinez. You're a true disgrace for betraying Vic!

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  • R&M XP

    The Only Person That Can give you Just 2 Missions,like 8 ball from GTA 3
    You get
    -Intro with 8-Ball/Give Mr liberty
    -Bomb da Base Act 2 Scene 2
    -Bomb Da Base Act 2 Scene 3

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  • A Google User

    Jerry is a buster

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  • an0nym9u5

    this is the army, not the navy

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  • Juan Rojas

    Make this video speed go 2x, it's really funny 😂😂😂

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  • Jebaraj Solomon

    I feel bad for Vic 🙁

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  • jvam16

    Lets be honest here: this was a fucking quick way of rockstar to kick vic from the army, bcz, how the fuck he thought he could bring a prostitute to the damn army facility like it was nothing?! Also, drug possession and prostitution…how could he be kicked out of the army and not been arrested and toke to court martial or something?

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  • A Google User

    Martinez and Vic
    Has similarities with CJ and RYDER

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  • Mustafa Franklin 19

    And who the Sam Hill is this 😂

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  • Isaiah Paschal

    Who the Sam hell is this

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  • tripleh201224

    배경은 바이스 시티 이전이지만 꼭 느낌은 산 안 같네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

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  • IGOR DE CARVALHO BARROS DE SOUZA

    Le soldat de l armee renvoye Victor vance parce qu il na rien fait

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  • [GD] hesadude

    We should have been able to kill the soldiers. That scene makes no sense

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  • Romaiden

    Is this gameplay on PS2?

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  • Hip-hop Dance

    Hey! Victor Vance! Doesn’t it bother you that you have a stupid name?

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