GTA Vice City Stories – Walkthrough – Mission #3 – Conduct Unbecoming
Hooo! Hey, Victor Vance! Wow… did anyone ever tell you you’ve got a really dumb name? No, no one’s ever mentioned that before. Oh my, look at that… hey, is that legal? Can animals give consent? I don’t know. Listen, Jerry. Can you stash that weed somewhere else? Weed? What weed? Ha ha ha! I’m s**tting with you, come on! Having fun, rock and roll! Oh, would you fu**ing relax, my friend? Look, I’m not some idiot that you can just… I never called you an idiot. Oh, shhh, shhh – look at that – oooh, now she got a pig and a horse. Hooowee! Heh heh. That’s Candy Suxx! He he he! That’s some guy’s daughter man! Listen, Jerry– No, YOU listen, huh? Oh, dude – would you look at that – man – I gotta get laid. Oh jeez… Hey, if you weren’t such a square I’d do you, huh? Ha ha ha! I’m joking! Come on. This is the army – not the navy, huh? Heh heh heh! Listen, man, I need a broad, huh? Oh – I need Mary… Mary, yeah, oh, Mary, Mary quite contrary… Ha ha ha!
Oh come on man, I need a favor. I need you to collect your pot, dude. Sure. I’ll go get that from your quarters, you go get Mary for me, okay? She’s over at Viceport. Oh, and go see Phil again. He said something about a gift for you. I don’t trust you, Martinez. Hey, that is not an appropriate way to speak to a superior officer. Ha ha ha! Now get on with it. The reefer is under my bed. Oh, genius! Great hiding place… what are you? 15? Hurry up… oh, hey, tell Mary I love her! Fu**ing idiot. Hey Vic. How you doing? Martinez wanted me to give you this. Martinez wanted me to give you this… Don’t worry, it’s non-traceable. “Don’t worry”?! Man, I’m getting too deep into this s**t! Do you know Mary? If you want Mary, she’s at a party up on Starfish. I’m heading over there myself; you can give me a lift. I’m Mona, by the way. If there’s anything I can do for you, or to you, just let me know. Thanks for the ride rugged fella. Maybe I can pay you back in kind later? I just need to find Mary. Sure. She’s right over there. Are you Mary? C’mon. Let’s go. Hey, we’ve paid for her! She’s not going anywhere! Is that a fact? Damn right! C’mon! Let’s get this lowlife nobody, and teach this bitch a lesson too! Don’t be an idiot! Back off! Take it easy, muscles, I’ve got a delicate disposition. Did Martinez send you? That cockroach still owes me from last time. Corporal Vance! Would you care to explain why there’s marijuana hidden under your bed?! …And who the Sam Hill is this? Hey buddy. Listen, I charge more for groups. You brought a WHORE onto the base?! Have you no shame boy!? Are you a moron? IS THAT IT?! DRUGS! WHORES! You’re outta’ here soldier! You’re a disgrace!!