Peach Divorcing Mario But It’s Actually Onision Vocoded To Mario Music


i want you guys to know something i wANt YoU tO KnoW first off, you see that – imac pro back there?? I GOTTA SELL IT NOW bEcAUse YoU gOt mY pAtReoN dELetED and secondly, guess what a cERtAin SOmeoNE gave me today (*holds up very real and surely not fake divorce papers*) you see that?!?!? i’m uhh hAHAHA apparently in a circus court because i’m an absolute clown i’m uhh s’posed to fill out “sexual predator” and they misgendered, said “wife” petition for a simplified, dissolution of marriage tHEy MiSGendERED agAIN! “”HUSBAND”” “”WIFE (*angry breath*) this is fine this’ll work out y’know we- we had umm seven years together and umm who knows what happens with dobbs(???) and- the tesla i’m driving right N- (fuck the kids i want my tesla) (we live in a society guys this is so sad) (and the oscar goes to….) g̴͎͖̫̦̜̙͇̗̳̰̳͎͓̉́̈́̽͐̿̓̎̓͌̽͌̇́̃͋̾̾̚̚ͅĀ̶̱̝̱̱̣̟̫̯̪̞͙͚͎̦̪̳̀͛̃͊͆͋͑͑͌̄͊͑͐͐͐̽͆̎ͅH̵̩͕̥̖͖̠̞̝̪͍͚̭̫̟͓̰̍͗̂̿̄̈́͒̿͑͂͒͋̃́̓̓̐̑̚ͅ ả̶̘̪͕̤̰̩̮̘̲͇̜͙̃̽̋̿̀̑̏̉̍̈́͗̓͌̄̿̈́̀́͛h̸̤̭̮̥̱͉̲͙͚̤͇̲͚̝̖̳͙̪̬͚̘̰͍̥̀̆̂̽̒̓͂̊̎̍̋̾̽̆̑ Á̶̰͕̱̣͍̗̥͉̗̲͔̞͈͕̣͇͇̥̦͔͉̱̊̐̎̇̀̄͒̂͛͊̀̒̓̒̐̽́̊͗͋́̾ͅ Ä̷̘͚̝͉̘̯̥̤͚͔͕͖̤͈̭̰́̈́͛̊̅͒̀̌̈́̊͆̒̀̔́̀̑͊ͅ g҈͔͈͕̠͇̖̭̦̙̣̲͕̞̬͚͖̣͕̯̒́̄̊̓̒̀͌̍͊̊͂͋̿͊̿̋̓̆A̵̟͈̪̘͇͔͈͍͎̝̖̰͍͐̀̏̾͐͒͊̃̀͌̈̌̋̊̽͑̾H̴̞̯̰̥̝̫̳͓̰̳̘̪̾̂̄̅́͋͊̔́̅͊̂̊͋̀̄͛̎̽͒̉͛H̴̦̩͚͍̭͕̣̳̣̲̣̥̖͙̤͙̯͍̮̎̓͛̔̎̈́̓̒̉̌͊̚ͅͅH҉͙̟̝̪̫̟̩̤͚͉̗͉̽͋͐̃̃̃̒͌̌́͊̏͑̿̃͂͗͆̽ (my husband is divorcing me and i can’t drive my tesla anymore this is so unfair why do i have to get the kids give me my tesla kai please) (not the tesla) (*headbanging to mario 64*) (*fucking dabs whilst crying*) (10/10 acting) G̶̫̖̙̣̙̬͇̝̗̫̳̞̲͇̯̰̘͕̖̥͒́̊̽̂̀̐͗̓̎̈́̍ͅ A̴̝̘̯̬͈̩͍̠̭̠͓͈̟̫͇̞̫̘̪̪͌̈̎̏̈̿̄̔̃̎̄̄̀̑̇ͅ H҈̜̗̠̪̠̱̘̘͚͕̠̒̎͐̽̑̽͐̃̃̉͒̿͂̽͗̌́̐̈̇̚̚ͅ (damn that sounded funky not gonna lie) (*fucking dies*) (*snef*) πŸ™ (*snof*)

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  • The Happiestgolucky

    The fact that some parts of this are so perfectly timed both scares and makes it ten times better-

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