Slapjack Rematch with Kevin Hart

-Kevin and I are about to face
off in a game of “Slapjack.” It works like blackjack…
-Yes. -…but at the end
of each round, the winner gets to slap
the loser across the face with a giant prosthetic hand. -Yeah, that’s it right here.
[ Cheers and applause ] Yes. Yeah. -Now, Kevin, we have played
this game before. You — And I won.
-Yeah, you did. -But why —
why did you want a rematch? -You know
why I wanted the rematch. I wanted the rematch because you
gave me a white hand last time. [ Laughter and applause ] Now, I’m very serious.
I’m not playing around. -I know. I know. -You invited me
to play the game. -Uh-huh.
-And I get here, and you gave me
a giant white hand. [ Light laughter ] Not only was it disrespectful,
but it wasn’t fair. [ Laughter ]
So I said — I said, “Let’s play it again…”
-Okay. -“…but give me
a black hand…” -Okay, yeah.
-“…so my powers can be real.” You took my —
You took my powers away. [ Cheers and applause ]
-Black man with a white hand. -Yeah, yeah. -Can’t no black man
with a white hand… -White hand.
-…slap good, no. Come on. Are you ready?
-Yeah, I’m ready! -I hope you’re ready.
-Yep, here we go. -‘Cause I got a little thing
called a black hand. [ Laughter ] All right.
[ Suspenseful music plays ] -[ Chuckles ]
-[ Chuckling ] Oh! Mm-hmm. [ Laughs ] -All right, all right,
all right. -[ Chuckles ]
-Whoo, whoo, whoo, whoo! Oh, my goodness! -You know what?
Stop it. Stop it. [ Laughter ] Stop it. Oh, come on. -12. -I know what it is!
-All right. I got… [ Light laughter ] I got 20 here. -I know what you have, Jimmy.
I know what you got. -No, no.
I’m not — I’m not hitting. I’d like to stay. ♪♪ 18. -I got to hit
’cause I can’t beat 20. So I have to take a hit
for the sake of the game. And I want to make this clear —
if this was Vegas, I would — I would —
I would stick, but… -Dude, maybe the next one
is 3 and you’ll — Maybe the next one’s 3,
and you’ll win. [ Laughs ]
-Stop it. Stop it. -Come on.
-Stop it. -Face card. -Ah!
[ Cheers and applause ] Ah!
-Come on. -Ah! [ Cheers and applause continue ] -Oh! This is rigged. That is so rigged.
-Hey. Hey. What?!
-Hey. -Yeah. -Hey, quick question, Jimmy.
-What’s up? -What did the black hand say
to the white face? [ Light laughter ] -What? -Slap!
[ Laughter ] [ Trombone plays sad notes ] Yeah. Yeah. [ Laughter ]
[ Cheers and applause ] -You put a little mustard
on that. -Oh, my God.
-My face is red. Can we see that in slow-mo?
-Let me see it. -[ In slow motion ] Slap! [ Laughter ] -That was a little whiplash
at the end of that one. This is ridiculous.
-I wasn’t as strong last time. -I’m gonna —
I’m gonna burn one, ’cause I don’t trust this deck.
-Okay. -I don’t want to —
that seems, like, crazy to me. I’ll burn two.
-What? You — Don’t cheat. -Okay.
[ Suspenseful music plays ] What do I do?
What do I do? -You give —
You give me one up first. -Oh, you there you go.
-All right. -There you go.
-And now you give yourself down. -Uh-huh. Now I give you up?
-Now me, up. -Mm-hmm. -Ooh, ooh. Ooh!
[ Light laughter ] And you go up. You go up. -Ooh, ooh, ooh! [ Laughter ] All right.
Are you gonna hit? -No. I got 20. -Okay, okay. I’m gonna hit.
I got 13. Oh, man. [ Light laughter ] All right. 19.
-That’s — That’s 19. Come on, man. [ Drum roll ] -Come on.
-Come on, man. -Deuce, come on, 2. -I’m gonna knock your head off. [ Laughter ] Ah!
-Oh, my goodness! [ Trombone plays sad notes ] What — Is it talking to you? -What did you say?
What? -Huh
-What did you say? [ Light laughter ] Oh, that’s what this is about. -[ Chuckling ] Oh, my gosh. -You say my Seinfeld impression
was better? [ Laughter ] Okay.
Come on, man, seriously. Just brace yourself.
All right. [ Laughter and applause ] ♪♪ [ Cheers and applause ]
-Oh, you are the champ. -So good.
-Kevin Hart, everybody! [ Cheers and applause ]


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