(Anthony) Smash Brothers Melee
is the only real Smash Brothers. (Ian) SHUT UP!!! We start the party out best of friends And you think the fun never ends We used to be tight like brothers By the end, you want to murder each other Go! Remind me again, what the hell’s your name? No one put “Samus” in the title of your game. Nice skin tight suit Where is your pole? Might make more dough Without a camel toe Blonde hair and blue eyes don’t Detract from your true size. Like Iggy Iz without skills or class But you’ll never be a rapper with a flat-ass ass My ass may be flat But don’t get caught up on that! You need an outfit switch, bitch You’re looking nerdy and fat I’m feeling sexually harrassed By the brown streak on your ass! Blast your ass back to the 80s When you were relevant last (laughs) No one’s gonna admit, but it’s plain to see You got only in the game ‘Cause you give the best down B Your fighting’s weak and your moves are sh*t Players only choose you to stare at your tits This ain’t a beauty pageant Ain’t playing with dolls It’s about time to taste these Mega Man balls! We start the party out best of friends And you think the fun never ends. We used to be tight like brothers. By the end, you want to murder each other. Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Mu-Murder each other Murder each other Mur-Mur-Murder each other By-By-By the end, you wanna murder each other Mu-Mu-Murder each other Mu-Mu-Murder each other Go! Look at your cute face, man, I can’t fight you. Your game’s stupid simple Only little kids like you. How can I fight someone I just wanna hug? Now, run along kid and go catch a bug. Let’s get this over quick. I’m dirty–need a bath Filled with all your blood After I murder your ass. I’ll start at the top I hear the scalp tastes nice Don’t worry, blue eyes I’ll just try a little slice. Then after your head Down to your fingers Gobble them up, don’t worry, I won’t linger. Using my scissors on your scrotum and balls Snip, snippy, snip until a blood river falls. I love the fresh smell of blood on the grass Can’t run away ’cause I’m way too fast I’ll light you on fire and drench you in gas I’ll take a rusty knife And shove it deep inside your ass. (screaming) (voice-over) Defeated. Whoo-hoo! I’m the king, this is my kingdom, so show respect ‘Cause you look to me like Some stupid Tron reject. Oops, I leaked a video to TMZ last night Of you making love To your arm cannon fleshlight No, no! Look up “sell out” in the dictionary And see Mario Got your face on everything just like a Nintendo-ho Keep copies of your game in the bathroom For when I need to wipe. Peach always gets kidnapped Because you’re too busy Plumbing Luigi’s pipe. You try to roll hard Like your name is Donkey Kong But through your girly-ass tights We can see your tiny dong We’ve been fighting for years Don’t need another player. Go run along with SEGA And be another failure. You’re a pedo-stached preeny pussy Plumbing f*cking prick On the roster, you’re the reject That no one ever picks It ain’t my fault you’re always losing your chick Sorry! Your princess is in another castle Sucking my **** We start the party out best of friends And you think the fun never ends. We used to be tight like brothers. By the end, you want to murder each other. We start the party out best of friends. And you think the fun never ends. We used to be tight like brothers By the end, you want to murder each other. (Anthony) Hey, guys,
thank you so much for watching. If you guys like the new Smash Brothers
as much as we do, you should definitely check out
our new show on Smosh Games. It’s all about Smash Brothers
and it’s fricking awesome. Click the video on the right
to bathe in the glory of Smash! Oh god, Jesus!
What’s happening? – There’s many things happening.
– I’m being butt slammed. Whoa-ho-ho, you butt-slammed
through the course. (Anthony) And if you wanna see
bloopers for this video and this… (groaning) (Anthony) ..click the video on the left. And if you want to get the song
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album art right there. We start the party out best of friends And you think the fun doesn’t end We used to be tight like brothers By the end, you wanna murder each other (Anthony) Oh my god!
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