Super Mario Maker: Savage Dragon – PART 163 – Game Grumps
Arin: Hey, I’m grump! Danny: I’m not so grump! And we’re the Game Grumps! Danny: Hello there! Arin: What’s up Slenderman fans? Danny: Oh.. Arin: Here we are! Danny: *muffled laughter* What the fuck…? Danny: Yeah, that’s right. We worship Slenderman. Arin: Umm… Danny: As you may have suspected. Arin: Oh, I love him. Danny: Will he just step on the puh? Arin: I think so. Danny: Oh, yeah, look at that! Arin: *singing* Can’t get enough of that Slender Man~ Danny: Slender man~ Danny: Keeps me killing kids~ ..Is that what happened? Arin: Hey, granny. Arin: Yeah. Danny: Yeah, that was- Arin: He was a kid killer. Danny: Yeah that was weird. Danny: HUAH Arin: What, when Slenderman killed all those kids? Danny: Yeah. Danny: No I’m talking about – like, didn’t two girls kill a.. girl.. because of Slenderman? Arin: Oh, yes, yes. Danny: That was very upsetting. Arin: No, they didn’t kill her. They stabbed her a bunch of times. She survived. Danny: Oh, good, good. Danny: That’s pretty fucked. Arin: Yeah, I think she forgave them. Danny: Really? Arin: Yeah. Danny: She’s uh, more forgiving than I am. Arin: Yeah. Danny: If you stab me- Arin: Did they kill..? Danny: You can pretty much go fuck yourself for life. Arin: Yeah, I seem to remember she still survives. Danny: Yeah, you know what, now that you said it. I think that is the case. Arin: Um, but yeah, that’s pretty fucked up, huh? Danny: Yeah, it’s a bummer! Danny: Kind of makes me wonder what the people who, like, created Slenderman ~think~. Arin: Marble Hornets or whatever they’re… Danny: What are they, what? Oh, look at this. This is so weird. Arin: Yeah, it was it was a YouTube channel called Marble Hornets. Danny: Huh. Arin: They were, they were- Danny: Aww. Arin: They were like making a documentary about themselves. Danny: Mhm. Arin: And then like, episode 4 or something, Arin: There’s like Slenderman is in the background. Danny: Mm-hmm. Just like as a joke? Arin: And then like, weird shit starts out – No, it was all deliberate. Danny: Oh. Danny: Okay. Arin: I don’t know if that’s where Slenderman’s from? Danny: It was meant to be like a Blair Witch kind of thing? Arin: Yeah, but that’s well what popularized it. Danny: Interesting. Arin: And it’s interesting if you go to the, well, I don’t know if it’s still up but like, Arin: When, when when it was up, if it still is Arin: Uh, if you go to the page if you go to the page, Arin: And uh, look at the videos, it’s like you can tell which one is the first appearance of Slenderman because it’s like, Arin: Hundred thousand views, hundred thousand views, three million views. Danny: Oh, yeah, of course, of course. Arin: Like, crazy, interesting Danny: It’s almost like going back and like, finding, Danny: Finding like the first appearance of a character who became very famous in comics, Danny: And then you go back and find the rare weird indie comic issue that he first showed up in. Arin: Oh yeah. Arin: Bravery comics number 68.
Danny: Exactly, exactly. I remember like when I was a kid, um, Danny: Image Comics was like the big thing, like that was the big new thing. And Savage Dragon had come out. Do you remember that shit? Arin: *cackling* Of course I do, it’s a hardcore porno now. Danny: What?? Arin: Yeah! Danny: Savage Dragon!?
Arin: Yes. Danny: That can’t be right. Arin: Look it up. Arin: It’s still being printed and it is a hardcore porno now. Danny: This requires- Danny: immediate- Danny: Okay, Savage Dragon by Erik Larson? Arin: Yes. Danny: It’s porn?
Arin: Still him, and it is hardcore porn. Danny: Savage Dragon.. porn.. Arin: And the images you will find by searching that. Arin: I mean, I mean, you should just look up like, modern Savage Dragon or like recent Savage Dragon issues or something. Danny: Savage Dragon 228 to 229. Erik Larson goes for the money shot. Arin: Yeah. Danny: What the fuck? Arin: Yeah, it’s pretty crazy. Arin: Um- Danny: WHAT?! *Arin laughing* Danny: This is crazy. Arin: But yeah, I um Arin: I actually had that run in, Arin: Um, like a couple years ago because it was Holly’s birthday, Danny: Mhmm. Arin: And she loves Doctor Strange. So I was like, I’m gonna get her the first issue of like when Doctor Strange showed up. Danny: Right. Arin: Um, and it’s like Strange Tales number 36 or something? Danny: Yeah, yeah. Arin: And it’s worth like, thousands.
Danny: That, yeah- Arin: And I was like, okay. Well, maybe what’s the next one? Arin: And it was it was number one of Doctor Strange which wasn’t as expensive, but still, and I was like, Arin: Okay, I can get this. Danny: Right. Arin: So I got her issue one of Doctor Strange. Danny: Yeah, I remember it so clearly because the first appearance of Savage Dragon was in a comic called like Megaton or something like that. Danny: And it was like the Holy Grail that was in my comic store like behind the register like there’s, Danny: ~Savage Dragon first appearance~ and then I got it and I was like, this is pretty lame. Arin: *laughs* You could, you can always tell, uh, Arin: If a comic book shop is like, pretentious or not if they have like Action Comics number one or something. Danny: Oh, yeah. Sure. Hoo oh boy. Arin: Fuck! Shit. Arin: Which they did a reprinting up for loot crate, which is kind of cool. Danny: Really? Arin: Yeah, I have a copy of it because of loot crate. Arin: So like I have a copy of Action Comics number one. Danny: That is pretty fucking cool. Arin: But it’s a reprint so.. Arin: That’s cool. Arin: Fuck! This is tough man. Danny: Yeah, it looks tough. Arin: *sighs* Arin: But, I don’t know, I.. Danny: I can’t believe- Danny: This Savage Dragon. Arin: Oh, yeah! Arin: Did you find the picture of him laying on the bre- the bed with like the three girls and they’re all- Danny: No, no. Arin: And his dick is like way out. Danny: Really? Arin: Yeah. Danny: No. I just- Arin: That’s the cover of one of the official Savage Dragon comics. Danny: Oh my god. Danny: I’m just looking at the at the, at the one where, Danny: He’s banging the girl, Danny: Um, and his upper body is huge and his butt is tiny. Danny: You see this? *laughter* Danny: Those are those comic book proportions. Actually, wait a second, Danny: You know we, I mean- Danny: I-I apologize to everyone, we can’t put this picture up but like, take a look at, when you get a chance. Danny: Take a look at this picture. Arin: Yeah? Danny: Shouldn’t her genitalia be like right here? Arin: Yeah, oh yeah. Danny: Yeah, like what this picture makes no sense. Arin: You can probably put it up and blur the butt. Danny: I guess. Arin: Yeah, it doesn’t make any sense. It’s it’s like some of the room shit like- *Danny laughs* Arin: Is he trying to fuck her belly button? Danny: ‘You should aim lower.’ ‘I aim where I aim. Take the shot.’ Danny: ‘Let’s just do this’ or whatever the fuck Arin: Yeah, good old Savage Dragon. Danny: Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Arin: You found that cover? Danny: Look at this! Danny: What the fuck? Arin: Yeah. Arin: That’s all legit. That’s real. That’s the comic as it’s printed, same continuity. Danny: Did Eric Larsen just stop fucking caring? Arin: I-I don’t like, I mean it’s like more power to somebody for being like ‘this is what I want to do.’ Danny: Yeah no I’m happy for him. And I mean shit like- Arin: It’s just so shocking Danny: And yeah, it’s very weird, and anyone who like, Danny: Um, anyone who grew up as a kid like when Savage dragon came out, Danny: like looking at it now would be an adult. So sure porn, fine, like Arin: But that makes sense statistically, right? Danny: Yeah sure, cuz it’s, it’s been 25 years. Danny: That is fucking bizarre though. Arin: Right. Danny: How are the other Image titles like Spawn and shit like? Danny: Are they are they banging left and right, is Image just a porn company now? Arin: I think Spawn’s over. Danny: Really? Arin: Yeah. Danny: Spawn is so over. Arin: I mean who gives a shit about Spawn? Danny: Oh damn. Isn’t there new movie coming out? Arin: Is there? Danny: I think so. Arin: Oh, then they’re gonna bring it back if it’s gone. Danny: Oh, you better- Arin: And if it never left then I don’t know. Danny: *something incomprehensible* Arin: I found the way to do it. Danny: Good! Arin: Easy way to do it. Danny: Good good good. Arin: The-the this, all this, Arin: Savage – FUCK! Danny: Aww.. dicks. Arin: All this Savage Dragon talk got me all fucking riled up. Danny: Yeah all hot and bothered. Arin: Yeah dude. Danny: Boy I just had the weirdest craving for green cock! Arin: But he was like a part of like a popular.. Arin: Comic group wasn’t he? Danny: Yeah, yeah, no, he was part of like that, Spawn and Youngblood and, Danny: Uh, uh.. who was the cool one who broke people’s spines? Shadowhawk. Danny: Um, and to a lesser degree Wetworks. Arin: Wetworks? Danny: Yeah. Arin: The fuck thought that would stick? Danny: I don’t know, Jim Va- no, Jim Valen- Danny: I don’t know who it was, but the idea was like, that they, they kill people and the blood gets- Danny: Everywhere and then it’s wet. *Arin laughs* Danny: I think. I think. Arin: Oh, so it’s not water. It’s blood. Danny: Yeah. Arin: That’s stupid. Danny: *sigh* Very harsh Arin. I mean I could be wrong that might not be the- whoa! Danny: Whoa! Arin: They could call him like the Crimson painter or something- fuck! Danny: The crimson painter? Arin: Yeah. Danny: Oh, yeah, I get it now. Arin: Or like the.. Arin: The bloody floodgates or something. Danny: The bloody floodgates- Arin: Blood, bloody flood? Danny: That sounds like a um, Danny: Like a terrible indie band. Arin: The bloody floodgates? Danny: Yeah. Danny: *british* Ay well, hello we’re the bloody floodgates. Arin: 1 2 3 4. Danny: 1 2 3 Arin: *sings badly* Danny: 1 2.. Danny: A B C Zed. Okay uhh… Danny: Do it now.. Danny: Yes! Arin: All right so you, I want him to be on this side. Danny: Yes queen slay. Arin: Seems counterintuitive. Oo.. Danny: Oh boy. Oh boy. Danny: Aww.. Arin: Fuck, that was so close! Danny: Yeah, it was very good, it was a very good educated guess. Arin: All right. Arin: I’m not, I’m not a huge fan of those old American- I’ve gone back and read some old American comic stuff. Danny: Mm-hmm Arin: Umm… Arin: Like a while back I read uh.. Arin: Infinity Gauntlet. Danny: Hmm.
Arin: Read all of it. Arin: But but which, to take a positive out of that, I fucking love Adam Warlock. Danny: Really? Arin: Yes. Danny: Of all the fucking things. Arin: *through laughter* Yes.. Arin: He’s so fucking hilarious. Danny: I did not expect that. Arin: He’s so pissed off all the time. Danny: Mmhmm. Arin: Um, but it’s so fucking weird and like, Arin: Like sometimes in a good way but most of the time in a really just like I don’t understand this. Danny: Yeah. Arin: Um, and uh, Then I read Seeker ORS recently and that also was not great. Danny: Hmm. Arin: So, I’m just like, I don’t really have any affinity for these old, Arin” Comic franchises and even the newer Marvel stuff, I just don’t even care for that much. Danny: I can’t keep up man Danny: I mean like I’m excited about uh, the Avengers, but uh, Danny: There’s, there’s so many of those movies that I missed. Arin: Ah, it doesn’t matter Danny: No? Arin: I mean that’s how they write them. That’s the problem with comic books is like Arin: *burp* You really have to keep up. Danny: Right. Arin: Because they start saying shit where you’re like, what? Danny: Yeah. Arin: Umm.. Arin: Like for example, there was a.. Arin: There’s a, there’s a DC superhero, hold on. Danny: Yeah, focus. Danny: Yes. Arin: Okay. Danny: Ohh no, oh no. Arin: Okay so- Danny: You gotta ride that thing. Arin: Yeah… Arin: *yells* Danny: Awwwwww… Arin: There’s a DC superhero crossover with the Watchmen. Danny: Ooh! Arin: Event that’s happening right now. No, it sucks. Danny: Okay. Arin: It’s, it’s one of the worst comics I’ve ever read. Danny: It’s not written by, Arin: Alan Moore? Danny: Yeah. Arin: No. Danny: Oh okay. But does he want anything to do with the Watchmen at this point? Arin: I don’t know. Danny: Okay. Arin: But the the the first issue revolves around uh, Arin: Batman and the Flash. Okay. Arin: Aww.. Danny: Aw jeez, here we go. Okay, you cut it off, yeah like fuck it. Arin: Uh, it revolves around Batman and The Flash, apparently there is a time line that is the current Batman time line Arin: Where in an alternate universe his dad became Batman. Arin: So he got killed, Arin: Bruce got killed, and his dad, Arin: Basically wanting the same thing became Batman, and so he can like cross over into the other universe, Arin: Where his dad is Batman, and they like chill. Danny: What? Arin: And then there’s The Flash and then in this like The Flash, Arin: Uh, ends up running into, Arin: Wah Wally, the first Flash with a bucket helmet Arin: And he’s like a major character and he like incites all of this shit and it’s like calling back to flashpoint Arin:Which was like a major event in DC Comics. Danny: Oh my god. Arin: It’s, it’s so stupid, Arin: and not only, Arin: Because people are accustomed to it after having read DC Comics, but I am not a Flash fan, Arin: I’ve only, I only know basically what happens in flashpoint. Danny: Mm-hmm. Arin: I did not know there was a thing called, Arin: What the fuck is it? The cosmic treadmill? Danny: I don’t know what that is. Arin: It’s, it’s literally a fucking treadmill Danny: Okay. Arin: That he gets on and runs and travels through time. Danny: That seems ridiculous. Arin: And the imagery of it is him like flying through, Arin: Like sci-fi ass like time-travel space with like lines and colors and he’s just running on a treadmill. Danny: Wha, what? Arin: And then there’s another Flash that’s like a yellow Flash and he’s a bad Flash. Arin: And he can also- Danny: He’s a bad flash! Arin: He can also use the treadmill-
Danny: He’s a bad Flash, he’s bad.
Arin: And so they are constantly like trading off on the treadmill and it’s, it’s just the, Arin: Stupidest shit I’ve ever seen in my life and it has nothing to do with the Watchman. Danny: Cool. I love it. I’ll check it out. Danny: Hey, it’s time for next time on Game Grumps. Arin: Okay. Danny: So you might have to- do you think you can beat this? Arin: Fuck! Uh, yeah.. Danny: Really? Arin: I’ve just been going on a rant about comics for a while. Danny: Okay. Arin: I’m just- I can do it. Danny: Alright, I believe in you.. Danny: I believe in you!~ Arin: Last one. Danny: Last one, baby. Terrific work. Arin: Looks like you’re gonna get some tiny hands, Arin: Rubbing all over your hot bod today.