Super Tadpole Bros.
Luigi: Heeey! Mario! Mario: Oh man, talk about a rough morning, Luigi. Mario: Five minutes ago I was born… Mario: Four minutes ago my brother tried to eat me. Luigi: ooh, my bad. Mario: Three minutes ago… I ATE MY SISTAH! Mario: Luigi, what’s goin’ on with you? Mario: You got somethin’ stickin’ outta you back there. Luigi: Oh, Mario! Look at me, Mario! OOOOH! I made some new friends! Mario: This is an unexpected development. Luigi: Look, Mario! I made more me! There’s more me to see! I can touch! I can feel! Luigi: Here, lemme touch you Mario! Hahaha! Mario: Luigi… Mario: I believe this is what they call a bad touch. Luigi: OOH I’m expanding Mario!! Luigi: OH! I’m a big boy! I’m so haaappy! Mario: Slow down, Luigi! Life’s a marathon! Not a race! Luigi: Hey, Mario! Look what I can do. Mario: Nice. Mario: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Luigi, calm down, you are getting WAY too excited. Mario: Oh no Luigi, oh no. This is too much. This is too much speed! Luigi: Mario… how come you don’t visit no more? Mario: Luigi… I’ve been here your entire fucking life. Luigi: Oooh, Mario. I don’t feel so good. Luigi: I think I’m gonna croak… Luigi: See you on the other side, brother! Mario: Uh, maybe in a bit. Luigi: last one there is a rotten egg! Luigi: *dies Mario: (sniff) and just like that… he’s gone… Mario: Luigi… you were a star that burned too bright. (lip smack) Mario: Welp, I’m gonna go suck on some scum.