R64: Mario’s Boat Trip

(1st intro: Glitchy Boy) Subtitles By:julianrod500 Updated by: FistGaming (Intro 2: Retratad 64 Intro) BOOM Maryo: Mama F*cker (Music) Look, Super Mario Sunshine Oooooh nooo… Mama-mia! (All Screaming) Weeeeee!! (Screaming Continues) Ooooh. Let’s play again, ok? (Toad laughing) WHOAAAAAAH Yeah! ( Toad Gibberish) (Ironic Jump) ( More Toad gibberish) FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Crying) Oh-hohoho! YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (Inteso Music playz) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAA *slap* Grrrrrrrgh! Arrrgh! NO! (intesfa music resumes) (beach music) ♪I’m on a boat!♪ ♪I’m on a boat!!♪ ♪Everybody look at

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DadCity gets Pretty! Gaming with Consequences: Mario and Sonic Olympics Edition | KIDCITY

what’s up everybody welcome back to another kids city gaming with consequences today we’re playing three rounds of mario and sonic olympic for each round we’ll spin the wheel it tells us our consequence we have mustard soda rockets and candy bean boozled german siblings y’all know what serve your sibling means yes it means this either butler yeah you got to be the butler or the maid for your brother or sister whoever the loser is paint my nails

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SMG4: Mario Runs Out Of Toilet Paper

Kevin: Where The Hell is he? LUKE? (Smash time!) LUKEEE! (i will smash ye) *Luke is having a meeting…with Meggy & Kojima… (and Danny Devito)* (being anime bois) Luke: Uh, I’m in a middle of a business meeting… (shaggy And Carl Wheezer doing the Macarena On The TV) Kevin: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!>:( (why cant i join yo) Luke: i cant we forgot the next SMG4 episode! S O (me hartys) what you guys think? of the next,

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SUPER MARIO LOGIC (Super Mario animation)

Oh, what a wonderful day! There is absolutely nothing that could- Why? Why did you have to do that? Couldn’t you just jump over me, you fat Italian bastard? Gives hundred points! No Gerald, don’t do it, man! But I have to! I’ve got a green shell! Aaaaaahh! GERALD!! NO!!! Man, am I glad to have a red shell! I need you for the block over there! What, that one? Dude, trust me, there is only one coin in there!

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Potty Mouth Mario 64 – Kickin’ Whomp’s Rocky Ass (Episode 1)

Hello a world, it’s a me a Mario. Let’s see which one of these doors, which one which one, which one ah this one yes. Now to give all my power to the door ah that feels good. I know I know the fucking door’s open. This stupid ass castle is always talking. Weehoo! This painting looks watery might as well take a swim ahhhhh! I feel like I just woke up after drinking two bottles of Jack. whoo-ha! still

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When can Mario retire? | Unraveled

Mario! He can jump, he can dance, and he can successfully avoid conviction for war crimes. It seems like the only thing he can’t do is settle down and just enjoy life for a bit. Mario has been cleaning up messes in the Mushroom Kingdom and beyond since 1981. That makes him almost 40 years old. Most 40-year-olds I know are paying off a mortgage, buying a Peloton, and desperately trying not to become their parents. But Mario is still

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