Journey to the Savage Planet – The Game Awards Reveal Trailer | PS4

Airlock breach. Airlock breach. Cabin pressure decreasing. Manual system override engaged. Once again, we would like to thank you for joining the pioneer program here at Kindred Aerospace. For the eighth year running, Kindred has been voted the fourth best interstellar exploration company by our peers. Oxygen levels critical. Oxygen levels critical. Government funding has allowed us to launch even more happy explorers across undiscovered space. Automatic distress signal relayed to command center. Mayday. Mayday. This is not good. We

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CGR Undertow – ENEMY FRONT review for Xbox 360

You can’t see them, but they’re definitely in there. A seven, a five…I think there’s probably a three beneath all that rubble over there. They’re numbers. And I assume they’re in there, because this is some of the most paint-by-numbers game design I’ve ever seen. When you see a two, paint a Nazi. Four? That’s an explosion. Eight? Well, that one’s a crumbling building, with a sniper hiding in the window. And zero? Well, that’s Enemy Front for the Xbox

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LGR – Joe Danger – PC Game Review

*mechanical keyboard typing* No Man’s Sky! A game that has been hyped to a fever pitch with tons of mainstream press coverage and a mob of fans that go wild for every little detail, all for a game no one’s really played yet. I think it has the potential to be pretty neat with its massive procedurally generated universe to explore and all that but I also think that many folks are forgetting, or even don’t realize, that its developer,

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Warface – Announcement Trailer | PS4

The governments are rotten to the core. Corporations run amok, unchecked. The world is their playground. Guys like Blackwood are having a ball. Inhuman experiments, industrial sabotage, arms trade, drug trafficking. But any action causes a reaction. And Blackwood’s reaction is us. [“LIGHT ‘EM UP” BY ROBIN LOXLEY, GRAYSON VOLTAIRE & VO WILLIAMS PLAYING] ♪ I gotta do what I gotta do ♪ ♪ Now we doing it our way ♪ ♪ Light ’em up, light ’em up ♪ ♪

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Outlast 2 – Launch Trailer | PS4

GIRL: Oh, be careful little eyes what you see. Oh, be careful little eyes what you see. There’s a father up above and he’s looking down in love, so be careful little eyes what you see. Oh, be careful little hands what you do. Oh, be careful little hands what you do. There’s a father up above and he’s looking down in love, so be careful little hands what you do. [WOMAN CRYING] WOMAN: No! Oh, be careful little mouth

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LGR – Prezzie Hunt – PC Game Review

[deep sigh] – Hey! – Auughh! Do you have to do this every year? Uh, ya know what time o’ year it is? – Know what time o’ year it is?! – Lemme guess. It’s December. – Yeah! – Mmm, yes. – Say it! – No, no, no… – Fine it’s time for Christmas Lazy Game Reviews! – Mmm, Christmas… Hope you’re happy. [electronic version of “Silent Night” plays] [fizz, sip] Aahhh! [typing] Quite often with Christmas games, the goal

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The Outer Worlds – Come to Halcyon Trailer | PS4

[MUSIC PLAYING] Do you dream of working on the frontier of space? Are you searching for exciting off-world opportunities? Can you pass a basic aptitude test? Then come to Halcyon… …where prosperity awaits you in the stars. Owned and operated by Earth’s most distinguished corporations. Halcyon’s colonists are guaranteed full employment. Enjoy a productive life in one of our many employment communities across Terra 2. You’ll have access to every modern amenity, from gourmet dining… …to guaranteed housing… …and company-approved

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CGRundertow CONDEMNED 2: BLOODSHOT for Xbox 360 Video Game Review

The first game in the Condemned series was a pretty interesting horror title. The premise of being chased across town by vicious psychopathic lunatics as well as the police department who thinks you killed your fellow officers made for a very interesting story, but the gameplay lacked polish, using a fairly clunky combat system and control scheme. However, that game was an extremely early 360 game, and the developers had a few more years under their belt to work on

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