Slapjack Rematch with Kevin Hart

-Kevin and I are about to face off in a game of “Slapjack.” It works like blackjack… -Yes. -…but at the end of each round, the winner gets to slap the loser across the face with a giant prosthetic hand. -Yeah, that’s it right here. [ Cheers and applause ] Yes. Yeah. -Now, Kevin, we have played this game before. You — And I won. -Yeah, you did. -But why — why did you want a rematch? -You know why

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The Burns & Allen Show – The Kleebob Card Game (Fully Closed Captioned)

♪ (applause) – Thank you. I’m George Burns. Gracie Allen’s husband… Gracie Allen’s husband… (audience laughter) (audience laughter) For the benefit of those who have never seen me before, I am what is known in show business as a straight man. You know what a straight man is? I’ll tell you. After the comedian gets through with the joke, I look at the comedian and then I look at the audience like this… That is known as a pause. (audience

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The Cast of ‘Glee’ Plays Cards Against Humanity

– Since you’re all here, we thought it would be fun to play one of our new favorite games. It’s called Cards Against Humanity. Here’s how it works: I’ve picked a category, you have to pick the card that’s in your hand that best completes the thought. I’ll pick the answer that I think is best. If I pick your card, you get a point, and the person with the most points wins… nothing, but you’ll win. [laughter] There’s absolutely

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Mad Lib Theater with John Cena

-♪ Mad Lib Theater, yeah ♪ -Here’s how this works. -Okay. -I’m going to ask you for some silly words — nouns, verbs, adjectives, et cetera. We’ll do that, they’ll be written onto cue cards, and then, we’ll act out a dramatic Mad Libs scene. -Sure. -Okay, here we go. -Okay, this is great. -Right? -Yeah. -Give me an adjective. -Ah, flamboyant. [ Laughter ] -Flamboyant. -Mm-hmm. Really making our cue-card guys work. Pet name. -Winston. -Wow, that was really

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“Accents” | Russell Peters

>>Russell Peters: I’m gonna let out a secret about Indian people, for all the people here, or all the people watching, or wherever you are. If you’re not Indian, this is a message to you, on behalf of all Indian people. Hope my brown people don’t get upset, that I’m letting out our secret, [Laughter] but just so you guys know; Indian people are fully aware of what their accent sounds like. [Laughter] We don’t actually need you– [Laughter] We

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Ellen Looks Back at ‘When Things Go Wrong’

Oh, it’s hard to believe, but our 2,500th show is tomorrow. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from doing 2,499 shows, it’s that things don’t always go as planned. And that is OK. Watch. [MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) You’re such a motivator. I gotta you there to set the scene. Yes, sir, yes, sir. [LAUGHS] [SHOUTS] Backwards from this deck. Whoa! Where’d it go? Hold on. I got it. Whoa. I got it. I got it. You got it? All right.

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