Ellen Looks Back at ‘When Things Go Wrong’

Oh, it’s hard to believe, but our 2,500th show is tomorrow. If there’s one thing I’ve learned from doing 2,499 shows, it’s that things don’t always go as planned. And that is OK. Watch. [MUSIC PLAYING] (SINGING) You’re such a motivator. I gotta you there to set the scene. Yes, sir, yes, sir. [LAUGHS] [SHOUTS] Backwards from this deck. Whoa! Where’d it go? Hold on. I got it. Whoa. I got it. I got it. You got it? All right.

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This is what happens when you reply to spam email | James Veitch

A few years ago, I got one of those spam emails. And it managed to get through my spam filter. I’m not quite sure how, but it turned up in my inbox, and it was from a guy called Solomon Odonkoh. (Laughter) I know. (Laughter) It went like this: it said, “Hello James Veitch, I have an interesting business proposal I want to share with you, Solomon.” Now, my hand was kind of hovering on the delete button, right? I

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Kourtney Kardashian Reveals Kim’s Baby Bombshell to Kris Jenner

You know I like surprising you. Yeah OK. So, hey Courtney and six of your grandkids, come on out. [CHEERING] [MUSIC – THE SUPREMES, “BABY LOVE”] Baby love, my baby love, I need you oh how I need you. But all you do is treat me bad. Break my heart and make me sad. Tell me what did I do wrong to make you stay away so long. ‘Cause baby love, my baby love, been missing ya, miss kissing ya.

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Will Smith and Ellen Play 5 Second Rule

We’re back with Will Smith, and it’s time to play one of my favorite games. It’s called Five Second Rule. [CHEERING] [MUSIC- CHER, “IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME”] (SINGING) If I could turn back time. If I could find a way. All right, here’s what’s going to happen. tWitch is going to ask us each to name three things, three types of, like, cars or something, and we’ll have five seconds to name three things and then hit that

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Pete Davidson Got Stuck Paying for Kid Cudi’s Birthday Dinner When Kanye West Crashed

-Welcome back to the show, buddy. -Thank you. -I want to show a picture, because Kim Kardashian was on our show a couple weeks ago. -Yeah. -And she showed us a photo. She showed me — Explain this to me. So, you’re out to dinner with Kanye? Is that Timothée Chalamet and Kid Cudi? -Yes. [ Laughter ] -What was — -And I am — that is really me. I’m not superimposed at all. [ Laughter ] -That’s an actual,

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What’s Wrong with League of Legends?

League of Legends is a fuckers game. It’s bad. Objectively bad. If you think otherwise, then you are an unintelligent bastard FOOL But I know what you’re thinking Hey Darkkmane If League bad, then why so many people play? Guys, so many people play, because so many people are WRONG. The only reason League of Legends has 67 million players each month is because Riot Games keeps releasing skins to jack off to! A GENIUS STRATEGY MIND YOU Outside of

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A Saudi, an Indian and an Iranian walk into a Qatari bar … | Maz Jobrani

Translator: Joseph Geni Reviewer: Morton Bast Hello, Doha. Hello! Salaam alaikum. I love coming to Doha. It’s such an international place. It feels like the United Nations here. You land at the airport, and you’re welcomed by an Indian lady who takes you to Al Maha Services, where you meet a Filipino lady who hands you off to a South African lady who then takes you to a Korean who takes you to a Pakistani guy with the luggage who

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Hilarious Kids’ Test Answers (GAME)

– Can we get inside the mind of a school child? – Let’s talk about that. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) – Good mythical morning! – Now right out of the gate, we’re issuing a very important heads up, so here it is, heads up! In small towns all over America, we have put up brand new Mythical billboards! – Yeah that’s right! So, keep your eyes peeled for our billboards in a small town near you. And

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