Mario Maker Proposal GONE WRONG!

What’s up guys it’s your boy Davis and today, today- is a very special day. I can’t believe I’m doing this. Today is the day, that I ask my girlfriend Jacki to marry me. We’ve been going out for the past five years and every single day has been a blessing. She is my queen, my angel, my badass Amazonian Valkyrie. She’s my Cloud City Princess Leia in the streets my gold-bikini-wearing Slave Leia in the sheets. Oh God this

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Game of Life IRL

>>AND, UH, THAT’S THE WHOLE TOUR.>>MAN, JAMES, THIS PLACE IS SUPER NICE.>>I KNOW, RIGHT? MY PARENTS GOT IT AT A REALLY GOOD PRICE. APPARENTLY THERE WAS SOME URBAN LEGEND ABOUT THE FAMILY THAT USED TO LIVE HERE.>>DO YOU GUYS WANT TO START PLAYING?>>YES. OH MAN, GUYS, I HAVEN’T PLAYED LIFE SINCE I WAS A LITTLE KID.>>OKAY, I’M GOING TO GO FIRST, AND I’M TAKING THE COLLEGE PATH. “CLASS CANCELED.”>>LUCKY.>>HUH. MY CLASS ACTUALLY GOT CANCELED FOR TOMORROW. HOW WEIRD IS THAT?>>HUH,

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Dark Aspects of Nintendo #10 – Super Paper Mario: Count Bleck’s Story

Aww… look at that adorable Squiglet- says this card description in Super Paper Mario. So adorable… under your foot. Welcome to the third and final episode of my Dark Aspects of Paper Mario, where I’ll look now at the Wii’s 2007 release. This dapper fellow over here on the box is Count Bleck, and he’s the villain of this game. He’s also a nihilistic murderer that wants everything eradicated from existence. All life in the uni and multiverse, including himself.

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Game of Thrones: Season 3 – Episode 7 Recap (HBO)

Is the Wall as big as they say? Bigger. – How much longer? – A few more days. I found something at the Fist of the First Men. What does it do? Sam: I’m not sure that it does anything. You’re not supposed to be here. – If your father knew– – He said you’re a traitor. I am, child. You must get bored down here. I brought you something to read. My lady, I can’t read the words. I

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Fix Your Focus | The Other Half | Pastor Steven Furtick

Thank you so much for coming today it’s been a great couple of weeks for me. I’ve been travelling maybe more than I remember travelling in a long time to preach. Preachin’ my little head off and God has been faithful. I’ve been in the last four weeks to Sydney, Australia. Preaching in London, England. Preaching and… this week Seattle, Washington preaching and New York City… or actually I was in Brooklyn. I don’t wanna be offensive, because you know,

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