RUN FOR YOUR LIFE | Dead By Daylight

really good vid(SUBSCRIBE TO CAPTION AUTHORS) [Wade]: Mark, Bob, Jack you guys do intros anymore? [Mark ]: *laughs* No… [Bob]: I only do intros on solo videos, I don’t for this shit. [Jack]: I’ve n- I’ve never done an intro ever! [Bob]: I usually start it on a dick joke when I edit these together. [Jack]: *laughs* When- when we- when we recorded, Mark or Bob started on fucking booty clap, syncing [Bob]: Oh yeah! [Mark]: *goofy laugh* [Jack]: They’d

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GTA Vice City Stories – Walkthrough – Mission #27 – Snitch Hitch

Pink. No, blue. No, white – I’ll take all three. Hey… I’ll call you back! What’s your problem, man? Huh? My problem? My problem is you’re going to have us both killed, because you’re a moron. I told you to not get us in so deep. Oh, shut up and grow some balls. What, tough guy? What did you say to me? When will you grow a fucking brain? Hello boys! Mom! Victor, put your brother down. What are you

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GTA Vice City Stories – Walkthrough – Mission #41 – Say Cheese

Cut! Cut! Cut! It is boring, terrible. I’m a hack. Oh… Conventional drivel… Reni… you got some contacts for me? Darling! Do serious purchasers of enormous quantities of uncut cocaine grow on trees? Maybe in your town, but not in mine. Okay, then why do you keep calling me over here? Look – I’m in this to make money. For my brother. I don’t have time to waste. Darling, that is beautiful. One day, I will make a film like

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TOAD WITHOUT HIS MUSHROOM IS TERRIFYING | Super Mario Maker 2 #7

Oh, let me get you Oh I’mma fight you, oh I’ll beat ya. Oh I’mma get you, I’mma get you *Hand smack noise* Top of the morning to you laddies, my name is Jacksepticeye and welcome back to Super Mario Maker Look at my little dude! He’s so angry, he’s so fight me, so ready in this new place of wherever I am. (such as a) secret location based on Mars I wanted to play some Super Mario Maker because

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GTA Vice City – iPad Walkthrough – Mission #12 – The Chase

(Díaz) Vamos nena, vamos, sí, ¡sí! (Diaz) ¡Estúpido caballo! ¡Te cortaré la cabeza! (Díaz) ¿Quién es este gilipollas? (Tommy) Tommy Vercetti, ¿me recuerdas? (Díaz) Perdóname, estoy un poco alterado. ¡Nunca te fíes de un maldito caballo! (Díaz) Hiciste un buen trabajo… ahora trabajas para mí. (Tommy) Trabajo por dinero. (Díaz) Como dije amigo, trabajas para mí. Ahora, cállate. Algún Judas me ha traicionado. (Díaz) Él cree que no sé cuando dinero debería sacar con esto, pero robar un 3% es

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GTA Vice City – Phone Calls – Part 2

Tommy Tommy Tommy I had study on the phone okay are you with me I don’t know about you but there’s something about a man threatening to murder my family which really scared the crap out of me what are you gonna do can take it easy I am calm comment the man competes very first light stay off the idiot fuel and look after yourself no one’s gonna take us out I’ll see you later hi Erica so I

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LGR – Afterlife – PC Game Review

♪♪ [typing] Have you ever been playing Sim City 2000 by Maxis and just thought to yourself, “Man, this game would be great, if it would just go to Hell?” Or go to Heaven. Or hang around in Limbo for a while. Well, you would not be alone. In fact, there was a game publisher that you may not expect to have come up with this idea. [VO] Afterlife, developed and published by LucasArts Entertainment in 1996 for DOS, Windows

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GTA Vice City Stories – Walkthrough – Mission #3 – Conduct Unbecoming

Hooo! Hey, Victor Vance! Wow… did anyone ever tell you you’ve got a really dumb name? No, no one’s ever mentioned that before. Oh my, look at that… hey, is that legal? Can animals give consent? I don’t know. Listen, Jerry. Can you stash that weed somewhere else? Weed? What weed? Ha ha ha! I’m s**tting with you, come on! Having fun, rock and roll! Oh, would you fu**ing relax, my friend? Look, I’m not some idiot that you can

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LGR – Monster Bash – DOS PC Game Review

[MIDI music] [typing] When it comes to platformers from Apogee, most people will remember Duke Nukem and Commander Keen, and for good reason. Those games were stellar examples of console-like gaming for IBM PC compatibles. But one that’s forgotten by many, but not here on LGR, is Monster Bash, developed and published by Apogee Software in April of 1993 for MS-DOS PCs. Scary! Action! Haunting! Puzzles! Scary ACTION haunting puzzles. Scary action! Haunting puzzles! Monster Bash is full of scary

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People Seduce Their Dream Daddy • Dream Daddy Pt. 4

– Welcome back to Dream Daddy where guys date not real dads in a dating simulator and have real feelings sometimes. (laughs) – More of this now. – Me and Mat have to get hot and heavy. Hopefully, I can make up for my mishap with the oregano. – I guess let’s find out. Back on the Dadbook, let me just check in with you, gang. I don’t know how I feel about Hugo. First, he was all I ever

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