Don’t Chat With Strangers

Hello, everybody. My name is Markiplier and welcome to Don’t Chat With Strangers. Now, this is a simulator of what happens when you answer a call in the middle of the night? Someone you don’t know. (high pitched noise) Oh. We’re driving. Where are we driving to? I didn’t know we’d be driving. Oh! Mech Vs. Fruits? (game music) Oh! Lovely. Ooh. Ah, yay! AHH. I’ve been goofed. All right, enough of that. Buttons. Single player. I guess technically this

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The 10 CRAZIEST DRUGS You Never Knew Existed!

(heavy breathing) – Okay, I don’t think what that guy gave me was Tylenol. So, growing up we’re all told by our teachers and parents to never do drugs because they’re addictive and they’ll ruin your life, baby. And the drugs that they warn up about are always the same ones, it’s always the crack cocaine, the meth, and the devil weed. But as scary as those drugs are, they’re nothing compared to some of the lesser known drugs that

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Police Officer Plays As A Cop in Grand Theft Auto V • Professionals Play

now there’s a helicopter oh it’s got so out of hand so fast I would have some serious explaining to do to my sergeant and supervisors [Music] my name is Amber I’m a police officer in Southern California so our day to day as a police officer it actually Perry’s a great deal we respond to radio calls we do traffic stops sometimes two Lakeville pretend like they’re gonna stop and then they take off a listen it is a

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5 SCARY GAMES

s-S-SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET! (shits pants) Ohh, fuck! Hello, everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome to “SPAGHET”. Now you may be familiar with the meme (meme mode engaged) “SOMEBODY TOUCHA MAH SPAGHET” Even though that meme is outdated, this game is a horror game. Yes, that’s true. I think, anyway. I actually don’t know. Let’s play the game and find out, shall we? oooo. “Look at the Spaghet to see the sl-” (chuckles) “to see the slap sequence.” “Slap

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Game Theory: The Mystery of Minecraft’s Haunted Discs (Minecraft)

[MATPAT] Since the beginning, there’s been (glitchy voice) Herobrine. One mystery long unanswered in the world of Minecraft. (static) One set of game design decisions so creepy, so- (glitch) disturbing that they feel like they come from a completely different game. It’s a riddle that once- (static) solved, exposes more of the hidden lore that’s buried deep inside this world. Today we’re we’re covering the mystery of the broken disks “11” and “13”. (screaming) (Windows error sound) Hello Internet, welcome

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University Interview

Ah, Harry Sorry I’m late No, thanks for coming. It’s good to meet you. You too So, first of all, can you tell me about yourself please? Well, my name’s Harry, 18 years old. Currently doing my A Levels at the moment, I’m doing pretty well actually. And yeah I’d like to be a doctor when I’m older. First impressions definitely count 100%. Interviewers can sometimes make their decision and mind up on the person that they’re interviewing within the

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3 SCARY GAMES #25

Hello everybody! My name is Markiplier, and welcome back to 3 sCaRy games. We’re starting off with a game called ” Ode To Moon ” O- vvshdnjvshdb ODE, To A Moon. A moon, not Ode To Moon, Ode To A Moon. I don’t know what it’s about. Like most of these horror games, but it seemed really stylized. What I love about games Is that, those that present themselves, Really nicely in terms of their style and their way of

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Top 10 Kiddiest Kids Games (Happy Halloween?)

Hello and welcome to another Cygnus Destroyer Top 10! Do you know what time it is? That’s right! It’s Halloween, and do you know what I think of when it’s Halloween? Kids games, of course, so on this fine occasion, we’re going to count down ten of the kiddiest out there. Isn’t that going to be fun? I’m so excited and I know you are, too, so let’s kick off the list with something special. Oh, boy! Where’s Waldo! I

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Game Theory: How to Win At Love (According to Dating Sims)

Announcer- “And now, the Game Theorist’s present.” Announcer- “Poetry… with MatPat.” ~MatPat clears throat~ MatPat- “Roses are red,” MatPat- “Violets are blue,” MatPat- “Could playing ‘Dating Sims’,” MatPat- “Mean more dates, for you?” Announcer- “This concludes poetry with MatPat.” -Hello internet! -Welcome to ‘Game Theory’. -The show for when I promise you a ‘Dating Sim’ episode. -I deliver a ‘Dating Sim’ episode! -Two years later. -But really guys when I asked you way way back in the ‘How real can

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