The Annoying Orange
Hey, Apple! Apple! Hey! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Hey, Apple! Apple, hey! Hey, Apple!
-What? What? What is it? -Orange you glad I didn’t
say “apple” again? [laughs] -Yeah, that joke was funny
the first 400 times you said it. -Hey, Apple!
-What? -You look fruity. [laughs] -Yeah, that was hilarious. -Hey! Hey, Apple!
-What? -Can you do ten
push-ups in ten seconds? -What kind of question is that?
I don’t even have arms. How am I gonna do one push-up? -Hey!
-What? -Hey, Apple!
-What? -Can you do this?
[babbling] -No! -Try it!
-No, stop it. -[continues babbling] -Okay, you’ve made your point. Stop it. -[sputtering lips] -Would you please be quiet?! For crying out loud, would you stop yammering
for longer than three seconds? I can’t even hear myself think!
Ah! [panting] -Hey, Apple!
-Ew! Oh! I warned you. Ow! Oh, that looks like it hurts. [Apple screaming] Tried to warn him. Hmm. [sighs] Hey, Pear!
-Oh, God. Captioned by SpongeSebastian