The Club Penguin Story
Hey guys!. So, as a lot of you might know the popular kids website “Club Penguin”, announced that they will be shutting down on 29th of March this year (oh noes.) i dont now if oscar crys It seems they’re doing this to make room for their new mobile game “Club Penguin Island.” nooooooo And from the trailer, it looks like it’s gonna be a huge upgrade. lamee no pets I mean nothing say quality game like… hghghg… “NOT ACTUAL GAMEPLAY” (lol) Now, I was actually planning on making a video where I messed around in “Club Penguin” later on this year. But seeing as they’ve now given me a dead line, I guess I better get on with it. All right! I tried logging in to my original account so I can revisit the past and reminisce about old times. Did work lamo ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And no! I did not forget about the 4 at the end of my username. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) That’s a story for another day.
(W0T R U CGP GR3Y?!?!?1) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I clicked on the “Forgot your password?” thing, entered my “parents” email address – because I was a responsible child! And guess what it said… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) INVALID PENGUIN NAME OR EMAIL ADDRESS…… (Uh oh) What… This is just Neopets all over again. So I’m just gonna go ahead and create a new account Penguin color: yellow Name… Well I’ll just call this one tamago2474 Password… (proceed’s to type password backwards) Oh oh come on, Club Penguin, you trying to expose me, get my new Club Penguin account hacked already? Alright, parent’s email…. (xaxaxaxa ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) Pick the pizza? What? Captchas are too hard for the children? (Apparently, they are.) I dont blame em’. Aaaaaand here we go. Create your penguin. yay So how did I get in to club penguin? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well one evening when I was about 7 or 8 years old ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) and she showed me a game that she was playing on the computer It looked like a lot of fun so I asked what it was and and she said “Club Penguin.”( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And then I said ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “You mean Penguin Club.” ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) And then she said, “No, its called Club Penguin.” And then I said “No the adjective has to come before the noun. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #notrue Trust me, I’m a year older than you. It’s definitely Penguin Club.” And then she said “But it’s called Club Penguin.”( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) #thatstrue Then I said “You stupid” (OOOOOOOH ROASTEEEEED!!!1!!) 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One of the first things I remember doing in Club Penguin was throwing snowballs I don’t know why but there was something oddly satisfying about it. I would pick someone out and throw snowballs at them until they started throwing snowballs back (PRANKBACFIRED *not clickbait*) I wouldn’t stop there. Nah, I’d keep throwing snowballs at them until they actually got bored and went somewhere else. (ok, kinda weird..) Then I’d find the new place they were in and throw snowballs at them, until they left the map and went to their igloo And then i’d go to their igloo and throw MORE snowballs at them until they left the server and joined another one… (*stalker alert*) And then i find the NEW server they’re in, and throw even more snowballs at them until they logged off the game completely. (Dial a 9, a one…) And then I’d Google Maps their home address- (WAITWHAT?!) Club penguin also had a lot of great places to explore there was The Lighthouse, The Hockey Rink, The Pizza Parlor, But my favorite place was definitely the coffee lounge because that’s where the library was And you used to have this book series called paint by letters. And I know what you’re thinking, You logged on to an online game, To read? And the answer is Yes , the club penguin times are the Only newspapers I read between years of 2007-2011 R.I.P CLUB PEGUIN 2016-2018 Paint by Letters wasn’t just about reading though, It was a minigame where you had to type the letters on screen in order to reveal the rest of the story And depending on what you type you can change small details in the story such as whether the container was as big as a tree, Or as big as the sea… I think the sea’s a bit bigger than that mate. Im guessing it was a way to getting kids to improve their typing skills And it definitely worked in my case Because my typing speed is not as an astounding 79 wpm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) #SOLD OUT I mean I’m no Izzy typing at 216 words per minute You know Izzy’s crazy. Let’s face it though, nobody joins Club Penguin to read books. It’s all about the games! And you can tell the people over at club penguin worked very hard to make sure that they came up with as many penguin themed games as possible. I can almost imagine a board room meeting where these people came up with ideas. They had Penguin Surfing, Penguin Fishing, Penguin Wakeboarding Penguin Toboggan! And then one person was like Hey, how about Penguin Jetpack? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) After each game you would be rewarded with a certain amount of coins depending on how well you did. Some coins will give you barely anything like cart surfer Even if you complete that game without failing once you still get like, only 8 coins. You think it might be a bit more profitable. The best games in club penguin were definitely the multiplayer ones like Card-Jitsu. Simply a more advanced version of rock paper scissors where water beats fire, fire beats snow, and snow beats water. And if you kept at it you could even go up the ranks and get a black belt Ya know… ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) one thing i did not like however was this glitch that would happen 4/5 times when you tried to leave the dojo The game would just freeze up, and you would have to completely refresh the page on your browser and log in again if you wanted to keep playing. 6 years on, and this is still a problem…. Come on Club penguin, How have you not have fixed this yet… I always appreciated the details in the game that made club penguin look like more of a real society. For example, everyone had these pets in the game called puffles, that could follow you around town and you also have to take care of them by giving them food. They were way better than those pets you can get on Bin Woovils, what were those? Bin pets? Those are the ugliest things I have ever seen in my life. One thing that always got me was that if you didn’t look after the puffle properly, and it died of starvation or something. You get a postcard saying that your puffle has returned to the wild. Come on Club Penguin, returned to the wild? I didn’t feed that thing for over five months. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) We both know it’s dead. 🙁 why? Club Penguin also had it’s own urban legends. It was once told that if enough people went to the iceberg and started drilling in the ice the iceberg would completely flip over and you would get a special prize by aunt artic I finally get it now! Antartic Antartica yo whats up club penguins gone 🙁 :(:( *cough* subscribe i guess heh lol bye